Freda in the House!
September 30, 2008
Oh joy! Oh rapture! My friend Kelly’s mother in law has lent me “Freda.” Freda is a fertility goddess. Please forgive me but in my haste to make dinner, go to Target, get some birthday cards, clean the kitchen and make spinach dip for book club tonight, I didn’t get any pictures of the lovely Freda. I will correct that tonight….
Yup, a real live (well, wooden) fertility goddess and she’s awesome. Apparently she has “powers.” She lived in the dorm room at Duke with Kelly’s mother in law and two roommates. Freda had been passed around to work her mo-jo finally coming to settle at the family lake house (two baby girls resulted from around that time period…coincidence or Freda? I think Freda). She is temporarily living with me in Holly Springs to “supervise” some baby-making. I am so excited and so thankful (really, I swear, I used to be a rational person but don’t judge me, I’ve had a crappy, crappy year. The fact that I am not in an institution is a dang darn miracle).
I have faith in Freda.
Just a Quicky…Oh Get Your Mind Out of the Gutter!
August 13, 2008
“When I pull into the driveway, I would suggest that you go into the bathroom, unwrap the pee stick, insert said pee stick into digital thingy and get the hell out of my way because I am going to need to pee like nobody’s business….can you handle that?”
This whole TTC thing is making me really bossy….